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[X] I have walked into a glass/screen door. (Sadly this has happened many times)

[X] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.

[X] I have choked on my own spit. (Sky laughs at me for how often I do this)

[ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it. (Never seen the Matrix so I would not know...)

[ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.

[X] I have accidentally caught something on fire. (*sighs* Yes I have...)

[ ] I've told a cop to fuck off and gotten screwed for it. (Never really talked to a cop)

[X] I attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my nose, rather than my mouth.

[X] Sometimes when i think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird. (I do this so many times during school that people have gotten used to it.)

[X] I've caught myself drooling. (Do this so often that sometimes I hardly catch myself doing it XD)

[ ] I've accidentally caused an explosion.

[X] If someone says the word "fart", i cant help but laugh. (Yes, I still have the mind of a 2nd grader)

[ ] I've turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times. (Don't drive)

[X] Sometimes i just stop thinking & zone out. (This happens to me a lot on tests and such.)

[ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.

[X] I just tried to lick my elbow. (O.O How did they know?)

[X] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.

[X] People often tell me to use my "inside voice". (Happens a lot during school. XD)

[X] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking. (During tests, at school, at home, at the mall and for some reason when if falls out of my mouth people seem to be watching.)

[X] I've used my fingers to do simple math. (I always use my fingers for simple math problems)

[X] I've jumped off a moving vehicle. (It was rideable lawn mower xD)

[ ] I ate a bug for $5 or less.

[X] I'm taking this test when i should be doing something more important. (I have tons of homework but me dun care!)

[X] I repost chain letters because im scared of what they threaten will happen if i dont. (Yes, whenever I read comments that say I will die I have to repost them)

[ ] I've done some things really stupid while i was drunk. (Never been drunk)

[ ] I've ran around naked when i was drunk. (Never been drunk)

[ ] I've ran into a golfcart tire when i was drunk. (Never been drunk)

[X] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time. (This happens almost everyday!)

[X] I accidently break a lot of things. (Yes, It's not my fault either xD)

[X ] My friends know not to use big words around me. (My friends have learned this quickly)

[X] My friends like me because im fun to laugh at. (Yes, my stupidity is halarious)

[X] I move my head to the side when im confused. (Yeppers, I either have my "Hamster face" or tilt my head sideways and look up)

[X] Sometimes i start telling a story and suddenly forget what im talking about. (Yes, this happens everyday after school)

[X] I've fallen out of my chair before. (Most of this happens at school or during dinner)

[X] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture. (O.O Okay, the maker of this test is stalking meh)

25!! Yayness!!

I am 72% idiot, I feel soooo special...*grins*